She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
sarcasm needs its own font
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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