Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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