How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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