she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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