I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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