Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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