Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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