The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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