If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
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