with your own penis?
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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