Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
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