69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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