just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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