you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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