so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Dick very happy bro
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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