i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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