And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Everything about him screamed your future.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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