Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Randomize
