Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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