After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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