Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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