wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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