Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
You are the jesus of drinking
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
please don't ironically join a cult
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