is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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