she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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