I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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