I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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