Your tits are I can't wait for
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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