Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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