she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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