If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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