I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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