i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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