You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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