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Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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