So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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