she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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