Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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