i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
You can't just leave with hair like that
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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