Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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