There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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