it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
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