I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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