was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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