Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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