Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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