Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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