i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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