you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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