So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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