Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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