Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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