Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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