Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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