It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Randomize
