Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He kissed a someone with a penis
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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